Showing posts with label liberal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label liberal. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

I Love Boulder

Ahh, Boulder. Outside of Colorado, Boulder is known, I think, mostly, as:

a) an enclave of endurance athletes the world over, a kind of near-mythic utopia where Kenyans, Ironmen/Ironwomen, Olympians and various other superjocks come to train as we mere mortals gaze in awe as they fly past us and choke gratefully on their dust

b) the home of the University of Colorado, one of the nation's biggest party schools as rated by Playboy

c) that sleepy little town where that little girl was killed on Christmas, or

d) the setting for Mork & Mindy

There may be other associations of which I'm unaware, but I think this pretty much covers it. Inside of Colorado, it's a different story. Boulder is the liberal holdout, that trippy-hippie pseudo-city where, it was once rumored, California liberals headed when Berkeley got too conservative for them. Conversationally, anyone's perception of you shifts immediately once they realize you're from Boulder. Get a Letter to the Editor published in a Denver newspaper and you're bound to see a response in a day or two blasting whatever it is you wrote about based on the fact that you reside in Boulder.

That said, I love living in Boulder. I'll take my self-indulgent, overly intellectualized, flagrantly liberal, often entitled little city over anywhere else on the planet any day of the week. We get over 320 days of sunshine annually here. We have more grocers selling locally-grown, organically-harvested products than we know what to do with. We have a generally healthy, upper-middle class population and consistently rank as one of the healthiest places to live in the United States. Kids start hiking, cycling and rock climbing when they're still toddlers. The accolades go on...and on...and on.

That said, we are definitely still a liberal haven, as was demonstrated recently by throngs of protesters upset about our country's skyrocketing unemployment and slumbering economy, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, congregated at the convergence of a couple of main streets in the downtown area:
OK, so, you can see protesters anywhere. In fact, it's kind of welcome in a nation that's enjoyed an incredible span of total public apathy. In other countries, when they don't like what their government is doing, the population takes to the streets. They go out and protest en masse. And they achieve, at the very least, a lot more of their government's attention.

But this is Boulder, and protests are SO the norm, that I was at once convulsing with laughter and nodding in agreeement when I saw the anti-protest protesters:
Talking with them briefly while we were stopped at the intersection they were anti-protesting on, they gamely discussed the need to end protesting in Boulder. They were about a block away from the throngs of actually-protesting protesters, and we thought they were a riot. I love this picture in particular:
because he was actually saying to me, "We need to put a stop to all of this useless picketing!"

Ahh, Boulder. How can you not love this town?

I especially love that I snapped those photos (with my phone, hence the lousy quality) the same day as witnessing other Boulderific sights, such as this guy who was really, REALLY bent on going climbing:
Nice crashpad mounted on his back whilst riding the scooter up to, presumably, a nearby bouldering or sport climbing route. I guess in this case it serves a dual purpose, just in case some overcaffeinated multitasking soccer mom fails to notice his presence and rams him with her SUV.

God, I love this town.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Dear Uncle Chuck

(An email I sent my uncle after receiving a totally untrue chain email from him about how upset liberals were that Tiger Woods didn't make a political speech during his speaking event at the 2009 Inauguration. Woods has been a very vocal supporter of Obama and gushed his support energetically shortly after the election despite the fact that he has historically maintained a staunchly apolitical public stance.)

Uncle Chuck, why do you hate liberals so much? I'm really, genuinely curious about this. I don't understand what's so wrong about raising taxes on the wealthy while giving the lower and middle classes a break, or embryonic stem cell research, or calling for a massive stimulus package to stagnate skyrocketing unemployment levels and revive a terminally ill global economy. President Bush, after all, handed out stimulus checks twice. The first rounds of checks effectively annihilated the balanced budget achieved by the Clinton administration. The second was a desperate bid to demonstrate that conservative economic ideals of the "spend more than you can afford to" Republican party were fiscally viable. This led to the subprime mortgage crisis, which led to the credit crunch, which led to a terrifying global recession. The companies who desperately need federal funding to stay alive are dragging their feet because the government is not going to write them a blank check; the funds are available for those willing to dramatically reformulate their business plan, because the one they've been using thus far isn't working anymore. Similarly, the $500,000 salary cap that President Obama set on CEOs of businesses receiving federal assistance has sparked an outrage among these CEOs as well as reignited the conservative battle cry about the evils of government regulation. Apparently, asking businesses who stay afloat on federal funds to be accountable to the taxpayers who made those funds possible is socialism, and CEOs cannot possibly survive on $500,000 per year.

As for the accusations in this particular chain mail about us scheming liberals, where exactly is the evidence that Tiger's inviters were "stunned"? Oh, wait...there is none. Darn. Can't pin much more than an unfounded angry Conservative accusation on us. See the snopes research on this here: http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/tigerwoods.asp

As is noted in the (snopes) article, Tiger Woods often takes the opportunity to publicly address the importance of respecting and honoring our troops.

I love you,
Dondi